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Thursday, February 12, 2004
Mi going to start a business...
1) Insurance... ladies can insure themselves before they commit into a relationship... premiums will be awarded annually on Valentine’s Day… You will be compensated in case of quarrels, the idiot two-timing you, being dumped or any unforeseen circumstances… The amount of compensation will depend on the degree of heartache, depression you are going through… Tears can be collected and you can claim a certain amount of money according to the volume...
2) Wang Qing Shui… US$100 per ml… This wonderful invention will let you forget about your painful relationship and in turn cure your broken heart… Prices negotiable according to the degree of pain you are feeling….
3) Medication… Marvelous medicine to remove your memory of that particular relationship… Amount of doses depend of how serious your condition is… Price of medicine depends on how strong you need the medicine to be….
4) Injection… This is most probably the greatest breakthrough in medical world in the girls’ point of view… The injection will help you develop anti-body and enhance your immune system to prevent any depression, heartache and any unpleasant feelings which comes from a relationship… Can last for about 10 years…
Guess mi will be rather rich if mi can package, market and sell those products and provide those services….
But on second thought… What is true love if you don’t feel the pain that comes from it? It’s a package deal… If you want to get into a relationship be prepared to get hurt… That’s why love is beautiful isn’t it? Talk about irony……
1) Insurance... ladies can insure themselves before they commit into a relationship... premiums will be awarded annually on Valentine’s Day… You will be compensated in case of quarrels, the idiot two-timing you, being dumped or any unforeseen circumstances… The amount of compensation will depend on the degree of heartache, depression you are going through… Tears can be collected and you can claim a certain amount of money according to the volume...
2) Wang Qing Shui… US$100 per ml… This wonderful invention will let you forget about your painful relationship and in turn cure your broken heart… Prices negotiable according to the degree of pain you are feeling….
3) Medication… Marvelous medicine to remove your memory of that particular relationship… Amount of doses depend of how serious your condition is… Price of medicine depends on how strong you need the medicine to be….
4) Injection… This is most probably the greatest breakthrough in medical world in the girls’ point of view… The injection will help you develop anti-body and enhance your immune system to prevent any depression, heartache and any unpleasant feelings which comes from a relationship… Can last for about 10 years…
Guess mi will be rather rich if mi can package, market and sell those products and provide those services….
But on second thought… What is true love if you don’t feel the pain that comes from it? It’s a package deal… If you want to get into a relationship be prepared to get hurt… That’s why love is beautiful isn’t it? Talk about irony……
written by min @ 2/12/2004 12:24:00 PM
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